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Who is responsible for this?

One man. One dream.
An unreasonable amount of cheese.

A delighted tourist in a neon 1980s windbreaker points at a cheese wheel taller than he is, beside a roadside billboard reading Cheese Worth the Detour.
The 1980s: an artist’s impression of the retirement plan. Cheese shown larger than current holdings.

My retirement plan is simple: assemble the world’s most extensive collection of aged cheese.

Not a cheese drawer. Not a respectable little cheeseboard. A collection that requires its own building and raises questions at family gatherings.

So I made Scannabrick.

For $4.99, you get the exact tile list and step-by-step instructions to build your own QR code out of bricks. The bricks are extra. My gratitude is included.

Every purchase brings me a little closer to some deeply unnecessary cheese shelving. You get a useful thing for your wall. I get to describe a wheel of Gouda as an investment.

Thank you for supporting irresponsible dairy acquisition.

The 1990s.
Still not enough cheese.

The same mustached cheese enthusiast ten years older, wearing a patterned 1990s shirt and baggy jeans, proudly presents a towering pyramid of cheese wheels in a stone cellar.
Better jeans. Worse cheese problem. Another artist’s impression of a completely reasonable ambition.

The 2000s.
All aboard the cheese cruise.

The same cheese enthusiast in his fifties wears a striped 2000s polo, cargo shorts, socks with sandals, and his signature black fanny pack, pointing proudly at an enormous cheese buffet on a cruise ship.
Another decade. Same fanny pack. The cheese now travels internationally. Artist’s impression, obviously.

The 2010s.
Artisanal. Naturally.

The same cheese enthusiast in his sixties, now gray-haired, wears a checked shirt, dark jeans, boots and his black fanny pack at an outdoor cheese stall advertising Small Batch. Enormous Cheese.
Small batch. Enormous cheese. The fanny pack remains locally sourced. Artist’s impression.

The 2020s.
A very mature influencer.

The same smiling cheese enthusiast in his seventies, with white hair and mustache, wears a gray hoodie, joggers and his signature black fanny pack while filming a giant cheese wheel beside a ring light and refrigerated cheese room.
The cheese has followers. He has a fanny pack. Forty years of questionable priorities, artistically imagined.

A real build plan.
One $4.99 payment.

You get the exact tile list, buying links, and step-by-step instructions for your QR code. Bricks are purchased separately.

Pay securely through Stripe Checkout.

No subscription. No marketing emails. No upselling. I’m not trying to turn you into a recurring revenue stream. Your $4.99 is plenty.

Make my QR code — $4.99